dranoparty:

for christmas my mom got me a shirt with something i said to her when i was really hungover once on it.

the girl who waited and the impossible girl

riveralwaysknew:

can we talk about how Victorian Clara knew to use the word “POND” because she had seen the Ponds throughout his time stream and realised it was the only way to save him.

witchyhellbroth:

pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

yaoipeen:

how am i suppose to fall in love with you if you dont have a selfie tag

lordoftheinternet:

that sounds like responsibility and i want no part in it

literally me if i get married

lameborghini:

life hack: be nice to people with a pool at their house

I have very much brought these experiences to Blaine in the sense that he has a bit of survivor’s guilt, too. He lives in this magical place where it is cool to be whatever you want. And, you know, it’s almost too perfect. He feels guilt about all the trials and tribulations from before. - DARREN CRISS

reuniclus:

Navigating caves in early Pokemon games

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

I’m on such a ridiculous high right now because it was school awards night tonight, and I won senior history student of the year and askdklslsjdjfjkdkdk this was such a nice way to end (almost end) this year

im-an-angel-you-asshat:

Agent Coulson has taught me that if you deny a character death completely, that character will come back. 

drarna:

instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack.